As good as the intentions may have been, bringing your pet tarantula for show and tell should probably not happen again. We'll let you know if it turns up.
I need to talk with you about the plastic knife your 1st grader brought to school to cut his orange with. As you know our school has a zero tolerance policy on weapons. (This really happened!)
Linda I'm sorry to have to call you in today. Brandon is usually such a good kid, but we feel that sending him to a treatment center would be best to get a handle on his behavior.
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As good as the intentions may have been, bringing your pet tarantula for show and tell should probably not happen again. We'll let you know if it turns up.
So, do you mind if I ask your mother on a date?
Next time you are in a spelling bee and your word it spit. You are not to show how the word can be used.
I need to talk with you about the plastic knife your 1st grader brought to school to cut his orange with. As you know our school has a zero tolerance policy on weapons. (This really happened!)
Calvin, brace yourself. Your mom, who has decided to dye her hair blonde for some strange reason, is going to have a baby.
The official school policy is that we do not seran wrap toilet seats in the teachers' bathroom.
If you want to eat your own boogers, that's fine. But you cannot force other people to eat them.
No, little Johnny, bringing a freezer bag of vitamin C is not like bringing candy to share with the class. (True story, by the way...)
Linda I'm sorry to have to call you in today. Brandon is usually such a good kid, but we feel that sending him to a treatment center would be best to get a handle on his behavior.
Well Jonathan, its good to see you have your clothes on this time.
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